Immortality would be boring... or not.

May202013

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

(Source: slendrman, via airshipofdreams)

2PM

neurointoxication:

when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall

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2PM

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via airshipofdreams)

2PM

makepatronusesnothorcruxes:

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

me during movies where 99% of the population of earth dies

me during movies where a dog dies

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2PM

jesslaughingalonewith:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse.

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

(Source: whitelaws, via airshipofdreams)

2PM

mlysza:

STOP GIVING ME IDEAS.

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2PM

therockofkuthian:

and-she-was-a-child:

alphalewolf:

Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.

but look at how different he is in both of those gifs. and i don’t mean the suit and the haircut. his whole walk is different. he’s so cocky and full of swagger in the first one. you can just tell he thinks he’s the shit. i, personally, find it kind of repellant. i don’t find anything about him attractive in the first gif. but in the second gif, he’s solid and straight. he’s a soldier. there’s so much purpose in his stride. makes me want to pounce on him.

totally just noticed Chris is the human torch too.

shows how much I like fantastic four.

(via airshipofdreams)

2PM

kia-kaha-winchesters:

jubblybubblybrit:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!

5ever…. huh?

This book is weird…I’ve read just about half and seriously wtf is this book. Helicopters and Starbucks and bedroom role play.

(Source: m3lodigression, via airshipofdreams)

2PM

zanetehaiden:

wolfenartistofhetalia:

proudgayconservative:

pepperbear:

frostbackscat:

I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!

SDTGJRGGHSORIFUSAEHFEufAEOFIUROSIGSG;oidfgodsirgnzdlNigoSJFGOSDIFGLSRGS

dsak;lfjads;lgkjateg;lijag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m so happy!

its back on my dash

Am I a bad person for shipping it?

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2PM

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

(via constantsugarhigh)

Immortality would be boring... or not.

William of ye olde farme. Age 18. Bow ties are cool and magic should be a matter of use, not existence.