William of ye olde farme. Age 18. Bow ties are cool and magic should be a matter of use, not existence.Ask me anything
DM: “So, what will you do in your spare time?”
Barbarian: “I sit down and write a poem about blood.”
DM: Roll intellect.
Barbarian: *Rolls a 2*
DM: “After staring at the blank parchment for over an hour, you remember you’re illiterate.”
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